he wants to bone in the snuggie
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.