she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
21 People Intentionally Did Despicable Things During Sex
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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