It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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