Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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