i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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