Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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