By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
and i looked up. we had an audience...
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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