Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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