i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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