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Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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