tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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