I can text with my tongue
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
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I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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