Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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