I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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