There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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