belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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