I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
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I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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