im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
