I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Text me some of your sweat
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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