Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
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It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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