East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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