Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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