What did we do last night that was yellow?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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