it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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