please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
