Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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