guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Just pee around me
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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