Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
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True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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