I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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