the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Alive.
So much puke
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
The power of my boobs compel you
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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