He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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