Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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