Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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