She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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