if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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