I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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