Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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