the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
either way he was missing a nipple.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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