i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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