I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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