I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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