I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
My vagina just recognized that song.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Randomize