member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
