Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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