Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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