let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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