Are we in a gay sports bar?
too bad you live with your parents still
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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