She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.