if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.