so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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