she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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