He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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