We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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