Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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