ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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