how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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