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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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